Oh! [His train of thought regarding Joltik's crush... hereby derailed. Sholmes holds up a finger, with so much string attached.] Make it out to: "Herlock Sholmes, my favorite consulting detective!"
Excellent. I cannot wait to show this off. [He's already said that, but he'll say it again.] Autographs aside, Iris will be stunned to hear all about Pokemon, you know.
She does try very hard to be kind and polite, except when she is throwing a man into the sand. Still, I believe once she understands that Mr Conductor is a good friend and stalwart companion, there will be nothing to fear.
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I've not had the pleasure of meeting Clover! Now I must make an effort, I think.
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She is verrrry nice! She keeps Arthur on track.
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Oh, she is a taskmaster, is he?
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[ Joltik chirps at that, hopping off Emmet's shoulder. He takes the pen from him in his mouth and draws a little squiggle on the paper.
clearly, that's his signature. ]
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He is writing it.
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[They could not possibly be frightened of such a cute little guy.]
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[ Joltik chirps sadly at that as he finishes, dropping the pen and hopping back up to Emmet's shoulder. ]
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[SILLY PEOPLE, THAT'S WHO. Sholmes scoops up the paper, looks at it appraisingly, pleased.]
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Did she throw you into the sand, Mr Sholmes?
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…Though to be fair, I was trying to kidnap her.
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Perhaps only for a few seconds! I explained it to her after the fact, of course.
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Oh, yes. I would wish for no other outcome, if someone actually did attempt to kidnap her.
[rip this hypothetical person]
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