[ Van Zieks almost scolds Sholmes' talent for misplacing even the most important of objects, but just in time remembers that only months ago his best excuse in a murder trial was 'the gun can't be mine because I lost mine at some unspecified point in the last ten years'. He bites back all commentary. ]

This would require me to have both a tolerance for whatever chemical hazards you are doubtlessly cooking up there and, more importantly, actual knowledge of the whereabouts of your residence.